Summer is nearly here and with that the arrival of banana-thong season:
According to every magazine, the ideal man shape is this:
1. Don’t eat food. If you start to feel light-headed, stuff yourself with packing peanuts. They’re only 7 calories a ton!
3. Move to the moon. You will automatically weigh less because of the weaker gravitational pull. That’s science, my friend. Only don’t eat the moon because it’s made of cheese and cheese is fattening–even on the moon.
4. Drink Slim-Fast® shakes to…
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